The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
Total Goldblum Rating: 5/10
Jeff Goldblum is a cat-loving lawyer who gets caught up in an exceptionally convoluted murder-and-inheritance plot.
Goldblum presence: 4/10
Despite enjoying a [SPOILER] gruesome death scene, “Deputy Kovacs” is not prominent enough a character to warrant even the smallest mention in the film’s wikipedia plot summary.
Goldblum hotness: 6/10
Nice suits. Horrible beard.
Constantly seated with his hands folded, he is given the opportunity to neither tower over others nor wave his hands at them. (And, thanks to Willem Dafoe, he will certainly never play the piano again.)