November 2010
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Morning Glory (2010)
Total Goldblum Rating: 7/10
In this peppy newsroom-rom-com, Jeff Goldblum hires Rachel McAdams to run his morning show.
Goldblum Presence: 6/10
Of the six “stars” billed in this film, he has the least screen time.
Goldblum Hotness: 9/10
He has several jogging-round-the-reservoir scenes, which, yes. And he wears a few suits, and—because he’s...
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Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Total Goldblum Rating: 9/10
Jeff Goldblum, a furry blue alien, crashes his spaceship into Geena Davis’ Valley pool and then, after a shave, seduces her.
Goldblum Presence: 7/10
The aliens don’t land til about thirty minutes in, so there are thirty Goldblum-free minutes. But after that, it’s all Goldblum, all the time.
Goldbum Hotness: 11/10
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