St. Ives (1976)
Total Goldblum Rating: 5/10
Baby Jeff Goldblum, incompetent gangster, gets bottom billing (literally) as he tries, and fails, to kill Charles Bronson.
Goldblum presence: 2/10
There are three gangster lackeys, and two of them get a line of dialogue. The third one is Jeff Goldblum.
Goldblum hotness: 10/10
Scruffy 23-year-old is a good look, and the hat—which precludes exposure to any potential terrible hair—is a good decision.
He may not speak, gesticulate, or play the piano, but at one point he has to duck to walk through a doorway.