Mad Dog Time (1996)
Total Goldblum Rating: 8/10
Jeff Goldblum, highly (!) competent gangster, shoots his way through a slew of other gangsters—many of whom are inexplicable celebrity cameos, including, for some reason, yet another pop-icon-slash-gangster (in this case, Billy Idol)—and pauses only to seduce other gangsters’ wives and/or sisters-in-law.
Goldblum presence: 8/10
Goldblum is central to the plot of the film, though we sometimes do check in on the other gangsters’ plots.
Goldblum hotness: 10/10
You know what? He has more than decent hair, is fairly young, is quick with a gun, wears sharp gangster suits, and [SPOILER] is banging both of the glamorous, beautiful women in the movie. Aces.
Though he is quite tall and gangster eyes are (as always) quite crazy, his hands don’t float (they’re poised over his gun) and somehow there is no piano in the nightclub in which most scenes take place—an obvious oversight.