The Fly (1986)
Total Goldblum Rating: 6/10
Jeff Goldblum accidentally turns himself into a fly.
Goldblum presence: 9/10
Goldblum is the titular fly, though not necessarily the protagonist—that role is filled by Geena Davis.
Goldblum hotness, Part One: 9/10
Until about 45 minutes through the movie, Jeff Goldblum is young, ripped, and having naked sexy time with Geena Davis. His hair is terrible, but we see his butt, so.
Goldblum hotness, Part Two: -10/10
Goldbluminess: 9/10
Dr. Brundle is a super tall, crazy eyed, rapid monologuing, sexy-flippant pianist. Minus one point for turning into a fly monster.
