The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980)
Total Goldblum Rating: 8/10
In this made-for-TV-movie, Jeff Goldblum battles ghosts (with skepticism!) and fights Dick Butkus (really) for the hand of Laura Fuller.
Goldblum presence: 8/10
The majority of the action is centered on Ichabod, naturally, but sometimes we watch others plot—particularly Dick Butkus (really) and Neil Gaiman (not really).
Goldblum hotness: 8/10
He’s in his 20s and wears cravats. Yes please.
Goldbluminess: 9/10
“Ichabod has googly eyes for your Katrina” (No; that’s just how he looks). He’s a head taller than everybody else and they call him “Scarecrane.” And then he plays the organ.
