The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
Total Goldblum Rating: 7/10
Sir Jeff Goldblum is Bill Murray’s “part-gay” professional and romantic rival, whom Team Zissou steals from and then rescues.
Goldblum presence: 4/10
For being the title character’s rival, he doesn’t get a whole lot of screen time (although he’s certainly captivating when on-screen).
Goldblum hotness: 8/10
He’s in Distinguished Older Gentleman mode, and while the pink scarf isn’t particularly attractive, the tuxedo certainly is. And once he’s been wounded, he lounges around, Jurassic Park style, with only tightly-wrapped bandages for a shirt. Hello, shoulders; we have missed you.
Goldbluminess: 8/10
Although the hands do float, there’s not much Rapid Monologuing or even Crazy Eyes, for that matter. But he takes the Sexy-Flippant to a new level and he’s taller than everyone.
