The Great White Hype (1996)
Total Goldblum Rating: 5/10
Jeff Goldblum is in over his head (again) as he gives up his integrity as an investigative journalist in order to sell out to Samuel L. Jackson and then fail horribly at taking over his empire.
Goldblum presence: 4/10
Needs more Goldblum. Cheech gets more screen time than he does.
Goldblum hotness: 8/10
He spends the bulk of the movie in typical intellectual Goldblum attire (plaid shirt, glasses, unkempt hair), which is of course nice, if perhaps unimpressive. But then he puts on a suit, and then a tuxedo, and then he smokes a cigar with his perfect lips. Yes.
Goldbluminess: 4/10
No piano, no Crazy Eyes, the hands float only minimally and the monologuing is moderately paced. He’s pretty tall—but so is Samuel L. Jackson. Meh.
