1. Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland (PC game, 1996)

    Total Goldblum rating: 4/10

    Jeff Goldblum is a Dracula who insists on dancing with a prepubescent girl. Click on his pockets to retrieve important items!

    Goldblum presence: 2/10

    The clip provided is 15 minutes long; perhaps 5 of them are Goldblum. Given that total gameplay is presumably well over 15 minutes, that leaves a very low Goldblum percentage.

    Goldblum hotness: 6/10

    As is appropriate for a vampire, Goldblum oozes sexuality. Unfortunately, he does so to a 12-year-old.

    Goldbluminess: 5/10

    Because his dance partner hasn’t hit her growth spurt yet, he’s especially tall. But he can’t Rapid Monologue with those sparkly fangs in his mouth.

    (Source: io9.com)

     
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