Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland (PC game, 1996)
Total Goldblum rating: 4/10
Jeff Goldblum is a Dracula who insists on dancing with a prepubescent girl. Click on his pockets to retrieve important items!
Goldblum presence: 2/10
The clip provided is 15 minutes long; perhaps 5 of them are Goldblum. Given that total gameplay is presumably well over 15 minutes, that leaves a very low Goldblum percentage.
Goldblum hotness: 6/10
As is appropriate for a vampire, Goldblum oozes sexuality. Unfortunately, he does so to a 12-year-old.
Goldbluminess: 5/10
Because his dance partner hasn’t hit her growth spurt yet, he’s especially tall. But he can’t Rapid Monologue with those sparkly fangs in his mouth.
(Source: io9.com)
