Adam Resurrected (2009)
Total Goldblum rating: 7/10
Jeff Goldblum plays a psychic Holocaust survivor with a dog fetish. It’s a drama.
Goldblum presence: 10/10
He’s the title character and protagonist and is in every scene.
Goldblum hotness: 7/10
He has some sexy time, but it’s marred by the aforementioned dog fetish. There’s a brief ass-flash, and if that wasn’t a body double, then considering this movie was made in 2008, your behind had held up admirably well, Mr. Goldblum.
Goldbluminess: 4/10
He’s not playing a Jeff Goldblum Character. He’s got a German accent and the only time he’s allowed to be Sexy-Flippant With Crazy Eyes is in flashbacks.
