Annie Hall (1977)
Total Goldblum rating: 4/10
Jeff Goldblum appears briefly as a Los Angeles party guest who forgot his mantra.
Goldblum presence: 1/10
He’s seen only long enough to be credited as “Lacey party guest.”
Goldblum hotness: 8/10
No nudity and no sexy time, but look at him. He was my age when he made this movie. We could’ve gone out for a beer afterwards and it would’ve been totally cool.
Goldbluminess: 3/10
No fast-paced dialogue and no Crazy Eyes. But he is allowed to be quite tall.
