1. Vibes (1988)

    Total Goldblum rating: 9/10

    Jeff Goldblum, a psychometrist, teams up with fellow psychic Cyndi Lauper to fight a mystical force in Ecuador. And to find love.

    "Another man has been holding these panties. You know I can tell."

    Goldblum presence: 9/10

    About as much Goldblum as you can have without calling the movie Goldblum.

    Goldblum hotness: 9/10

    No naked, but lots of running around sweaty in an unbuttoned shirt. Plus sexy time with Cyndi Lauper.

    Goldbluminess: 9/10

    So much Sexy-Flippant. So much Crazy Eyes. And he’s so much taller than Cyndi Lauper.