Beyond Therapy (1987)
Total Goldblum Rating: 8/10
Jeff Goldblum answers Julie Hagerty’s personals ad, much to the dismay of his live-in boyfriend, Christopher Guest. There are hijinks involving everyone’s therapists and it’s very New York, except that it was obviously filmed in Paris.
Goldblum presence: 7/10
Sometimes we’re subjected to just Julie Hagerty and her therapist, which, yawn.
Goldblum hotness: 6/10
Points added for bisexuality, but subtracted for the hair. Mostly, he’s almost too neurotic and quirky to be sexy—sacrilege, I know, but I spent far more time confused than attracted.
Goldbluminess: 9/10
…the upshot of which being, of course, that he pushes the limit on Goldbluminess. Sexy-flippant, Crazy Eyes, rapid monologuing—if they’d thrown in a piano, this would’ve been off the charts.
