Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
Total Goldblum rating: 7/10
Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley Jr. are tabloid reporters sent to Transylvania to find Frankenstein (wait, what?) in this not-quite-a-Mel Brooks movie. There’s a theme song.
Goldblum presence: 7/10
There’s lots of Goldblum, but occasionally we follow Ed Begley on his adventures.
Goldblum hotness: 8/10
He’s quite young and has totally decent hair. Sometimes he lounges around in a bathrobe. Geena Davis also gets honorable mention in this category for running around dressed like this.
Goldbluminess: 7/10
Sexy-Flippant for sure, plus plenty of Crazy Eyes and Floating Hands. But he’s almost too suave in this movie, and it’s quite clear that he’s meant to be the traditionally attractive one compared to Ed Begley. And mainstream attraction is not what Goldbluminess is all about.
