The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Total Goldblum Rating: 8/10
In Jurassic Park II: Electric Goldblumaloo, Jeff Goldblum liberates, and then runs from, some dinosaurs. It is nothing like the book of the same name, except a) there is an island, where b) they go, to find c) dinosaurs.
Goldblum presence: 7/10
He’s definitely the driving force of the film, but the Bad Guys and Rampaging Dinos get quite a bit of face time.
Goldblum hotness: 7/10
Whereas in the first film he was a force of mathematics and seduction, in this movie he’s somebody’s dad. Who keeps his shirt on the whole time. Only running around in the rain can save him from a lower score.
Goldbluminess: 9/10
Fact: Vince Vaughn is a giant. And in every scene, no matter the perspective, Jeff Goldblum is taller than Vince Vaughn. See also: rampant Rapid Monologuing and some of the best Crazy Eyes to date.
