Run Ronnie Run (2003)
Total Goldblum Rating: 6/10
In a tangential scene of an already tangential movie, Jeff Goldblum expresses what may very well have been the sentiments of people who saw this movie in theaters: “I want my money back.”
Goldblum presence: 2/10
He barely registers in the overall plot of the movie, but he makes a decent splash in the one scene he’s in.
Goldblum hotness: 7/10
His facial hair is questionable, but the t-shirt is admirable.
Goldbluminess: 9/10
Again, we have Jeff Goldblum playing Jeff Goldblum. The floating hands were in top form here, as was the rapid monologuing. But he didn’t really have time to be Sexy-Flippant, and his Crazy Eyes were hiding behind the glasses.
