...and rating them on Goldblum Presence, Goldblum Hotness, and the all-important Goldbluminess.
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you fierce bitch goldblum.
Total Goldblum Rating: 10/10
Goldblum presence: 10/10
Front and center.
Godblum hotness: 10/10
Behold the gaping shirt and A+ hair.
Goldbluminess: 10/10
Look at the floating hands. LOOK AT THEM.
“YOU STOOD ON THE SHOULDERS OF LLAMAS TO SPIT ON SOMETHING AS AGGRESIVELY AS YOU COULD.”
I’ll tell you the problem with the llama fiber you’re using here: it didn’t require any herding to attain it. You saw...