...and rating them on Goldblum Presence, Goldblum Hotness, and the all-important Goldbluminess.
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you fierce bitch goldblum.
Total Goldblum Rating: 10/10
Goldblum presence: 10/10
Front and center.
Godblum hotness: 10/10
Behold the gaping shirt and A+ hair.
Goldbluminess: 10/10
Look at the floating hands. LOOK AT THEM.
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