Cats & Dogs (2001)
Total Goldblum Rating: 7/10
Jeff Goldblum is an excellent scientist (if the lab coats are any indication) and terrible father (if the criminal neglect is any indication) in this family comedy full of computer animated cats, cartoonish sound effects, and fart jokes.
Goldblum presence: 6/10
Naturally, the titular dogs and cats have a much stronger presence in the film. Of the human characters, though, he is no less relevant than anyone else.
Goldblum hotness: 6/10
He is a) a dad, who b) has truly mysterious facial hair. The glasses-and-goggles combo brings the hotness up slightly, but it can only compensate for so much.
Goldbluminess: 8/10
Scientist Goldblum returns, complete with superb Crazy Eyes and Rapid Monologuing. If only Dr. Professor Brody were also a pianist.
