Total Goldblum Rating: 8/10
Jeff Goldblum dies, is resurrected, and finds himself psychically linked to a sunglasses-wearing teen serial killer played by Elton from Clueless, who, naturally, is out to get Jeff Goldblum’s teen daughter, Alicia Silverstone. It is not a comedy.
Goldblum presence: 9/10
In a rare Protagonist Goldblum sighting, we rarely leave his side.
Goldblum hotness: 8/10
He’s near-naked a lot, but his hair’s near-mullety. Dad jeans.
The eyes squint more than they’re crazy, and there’s no time to stop and play the piano while hunting down a serial killer. However, there is one charming scene in which he can’t seem to fold his extensive legs around a floor cushion, as well as one floating-handed paranoid rant.